Ice cream is always a good idea. But with so many choices, a good idea can easily become an intense deliberation: where is it creamiest, which flavor to choose, is the cone worth the coin? Keep your heads cool, people. You can’t traverse the whole Outer Cape and all the way to Orleans in one afternoon (or morning, or evening) asking for samples from every counter before you make your decision. Allow us to do the rounds for you. Our findings on flavor, texture, cost, general atmosphere, and dropped-cone policies are below. Take a lick. I mean, a look. —Dorothea Samaha
PROVINCETOWN
Ben & Jerry’s
258 Commercial St.
Open Sunday-Friday, noon-10 p.m.; Saturdays 1:30-10 p.m.
By all rights, the Commercial Street outpost of Ben & Jerry’s — a franchised outlier in a town that prioritizes the oddball and singular — should not exist. It offers no local flavor or idiosyncrasy: a scoop of Cherry Garcia tastes the same in Provincetown as it does in Pittsburgh or Peoria (or from a pint purchased from Stop & Shop, for that matter).
Still, once or twice a season, I find myself ducking into that low-ceilinged entranceway next door to town hall. The shop is murkily lit and seldom crowded, though occasionally I’ll have to wait behind a visiting extended family for whom the greater Provincetown experience has clearly proved too heady.
Despite the lack of ambience, however, it’s worth it for that Cherry Garcia, which might be the most perfect ice cream flavor ever created. The brittle slivers of dark chocolate are a perfect foil for the soft sweetness of the cherries — which always yield perfectly to the tooth — and the cherry-flavored ice cream itself. (A small cup or cone costs a cool $7 after tax, or just slightly more than an entire pint at the supermarket.)
Like the ne plus ultra that is a McDonald’s French fry, it is a reminder of the pleasures of engineered food — and that despite its distinctness from the rest of the world, Provincetown is just like everywhere else when it comes to ice cream. —John D’Addario
Lewis Brothers Ice Cream
310 Commercial St.
Open daily, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.
I asked the worker at Lewis Brothers to give me the best ice cream flavor, parroting a part I had heard my mom play with every waiter at every restaurant (“Just tell me, what do you think is the best thing on the menu?”).
I received a scoop of pistachio on a sugar cone, and I thought of my dad, who has a penchant for pistachios. He grew up on what I think of as Cape Cod’s West Coast counterpart: Puget Sound, Washington. The pistachio is native to Afghanistan and Iran. Above the front door of Lewis Brothers, a sign reads “New York Store.” Nothing made sense. But everything was right: the ice cream was cold, and the pistachio bits were crisp. The ice cream is homemade, prepared behind the counter. New batches are made daily.
Lewis Brothers makes ice cream worth traveling for. Mark, one of the workers, told me that one apparently affluent woman in Western Massachusetts regularly sends her private pilot to pick up a supply of their peppermint stick. And hot fudge.
Once served, the farthest the ice cream really should go is one block in any direction. Go any farther and you might be left with nothing but liquid lactose and your disoriented thoughts. —Jack Styler
The Nut House
237 Commercial St.
Open daily, 10 a.m. to midnight
The Nut House is my go-to, and not only because it’s 57 steps away from my desk at the opposite end of Whalers Wharf. It’s always been the only place out here with a supply of Toscanini’s ice cream. But a first cone of the season (one scoop on a cone is $5.85) comes with news. I hope you are sitting down B3 people because the Toscanini’s is there no more.
Those folks love Provincetown, Nut House owner Kim Leonard tells me, but driving six flavors here from Cambridge every Monday was nuts. Not to worry, says her partner and the shop’s flavor maven, Rita Bean. There’s a new triple B here, one that is “still brown butter, burnt sugar, and brownie, but with a little less of the burnt.”
The nutty ladies have teamed up with Mary DeBartolo, the woman behind those fabulous Local Scoop Strawberry Sunrise bars, and this year they’re dipping her creations exclusively. DeBartolo’s magic is in choosing local ingredients. “I want to do a beach plum,” Bean says, “but she’s making us wait until they ripen.” Meanwhile, the raisins for the rum raisin are soaked in small batch rum from Truro Vineyards.
The strawberry balsamic sounds like a classic to go back for, but roasted banana sounds weirder, in the way Toscanini’s flavors used to. I ask for a taste, braced to find it silly. It’s dreamy. Miles beyond that blended frozen banana thing that took over the internet a few years ago. Why? “The caramelization,” Rita says. It’s also delicately laced with thin shards of dark chocolate.
My friend Cooper goes for the Creamsicle cardamom. His scoop is a pale melon-orange color and it’s just as good as those bars from childhood. Better, he says: “There’s real zest in it.” Then, “Remember running barefoot on hot asphalt to catch the ice cream truck?” Becalmed, we savor our summer memories. —Teresa Parker
Provincetown Fudge Factory
210 Commercial St.
Open daily, 10 a.m.-midnight
“Why not?” I finally asked after standing silently at the counter for 20 seconds too long. I had just been informed that Fudge Factory no longer sold ice cream scoops.
Cashier Sydney Bureon explained: it had been “too much” to serve ice cream as well as fudge. My eyes darted in bewilderment around the store’s shelves of chocolatey goodness, still searching for nonexistent tubs. Noticing my desperation, Bureon pointed to a small freezer in the corner of the store. Fudge Factory had ice cream bars.
The bars are $6, and ice pops are $5, but if you live in Provincetown, Fudge Factory will give you a 20-percent discount.
I walked out of the store holding a Cookie Crusher, an ice cream bar “for cookies and milk lovers,” according to the wrapper. I bit into its sweet shell — its contents were creamy and tasted like chocolate milk.
These are Cape Cod Pops, made in Orleans with ingredients supplied by businesses on Cape Cod. The cookie crumbs on my Crusher were from Underground Bakery in Brewster.
Two days later, I was back. Bureon remembered me and asked if I had liked the ice cream bar. I scooted my next victim, a Strawberry Sunrise pop, across the cashier counter. —Kiran Johnson
Spiritus Pizza
190 Commercial St.
Open daily, 11:30 a.m.-2 a.m.
As a secular Jew with a stubbornly devout stomach, I had to make a decision. Indulging in a scoop requires a complex cost-benefit analysis: does the pleasure of ingesting ice cream outweigh the pain of digesting it? Almost everywhere the answer is yes, and the counter at Spiritus is no exception.
My sojourns to Spiritus run with the crowds: I’m usually there at the end of the night, as the bars along Commercial Street close and the gay bacchanal pours onto the stoop of the storied pizza house.
But this trip was different; I was here on business. I was a roving reporter hot on the scoop (as it were), and I had tough questions that needed honest answers. Questions like, how much is the ice cream? ($5 for a kiddie, $6 for a regular scoop, $7 for two scoops). Where is it from? (Lewis Brothers, Gifford’s, and Häagen Dazs). What’s your policy for dropped cones? (No official policy, the server at the counter told me, but “if you’re plastered, probably not. If you’re a kid, okay.”)
It was the middle of a workday, and my eyes were beginning to droop. Perhaps the server noticed. She recommended the espresso shake ($9.75), a Spiritus staple. I pondered for a moment whether a shake counted as ice cream, and, if not, whether I would be shirking my professional duty by ordering one, and whether this was a fire-able offense. But I ordered one anyway because I desperately needed caffeine, and two birds with one stone, etc. The decision did not disappoint. The shake was delicious, and I buzzed my way through the rest of the day (as did my stomach). —Sam Pollak
Twisted Pizza and Ice Cream
293 Commercial St.
Open Monday-Thursday, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.; Friday-Saturday to 2 a.m.; Sunday to 11 p.m.
Andrea scooped me toasted almond and caramel cashew. She nestled both scoops into a large waffle cone and shook chocolate sprinkles on top. The ice cream was sweet but spacious — too airy.
When candy is introduced into ice cream it provokes questions. How large or small are the candy pieces? What size and volume is appropriate? If there’s caramel involved, the question becomes: how much is enough without overwhelming the other ingredients? Caramel cashew went too heavy on the caramel, which crashed my senses like the time drag legend Divine drove the wrong way down Commercial Street and rammed into the hardware store. I did not see a cashew in the scoop. Toasted almond underwhelmed, but I blame the caramel in the scoop above it. Scoop order matters.
The owner told me the ice cream was made onsite, from a base supplied by Hood. I took a left out of Twisted and followed Commercial then Shank Painter all the way to Stop & Shop and grabbed a 14-oz. container of Van Leeuwen’s Black Cherry Chip on sale in the back aisle for under $5. The coral-colored container and black font caught my eye. The chips are perfectly sliced chunks and the ice cream’s consistency was just right. —Pat Kearns
TRURO
Endless Sundae
11 Shore Road
Open Monday-Saturday, 11 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sunday noon-5 p.m.
For those who’ve sought a cone in Truro in summers past, the ice cream truck at Truro Vineyards evokes the Ship of Theseus paradox: if the ice cream vehicle formerly known as High Tide has been painted over in vibrant new hues, stocked with flavors from a different local joint, and accoutered with unfamiliar swirling signage, is it still the same truck?
Not exactly. Truro Vineyards is doling out scoops of eight popular Lewis Brothers flavors, a variety of toppings, and ice cream and ice pop bars from the Local Scoop from the window of its adopted truck, which they’ve named Endless Sundae.
The customer favorite, according to Sophie, who scoops the ice cream, is cookie dough. But she favors black raspberry. Inspired by a fellow Sophie, that’s what I got, in a cone, with chocolate sprinkles. I didn’t drop it, but if I had, they would’ve replaced it. That’s especially true for children: “Stuff happens,” Sophie says.
What was on my mind as I ferociously licked the dripping edges of my first ever scoop of purple ice cream was whether anyone actually opts for gummy bears on their ice cream. The textures seem mismatched. As if in answer to my query, out popped a child with vanilla in a cone, the ice cream covered in gummy bears. —Sophie Mann-Shafir
Savory & the Sweet Escape
316 Route 6
Open 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Tuesday and Thursday-Sunday; Monday and Wednesday to 4 p.m.
All week I felt dread bubbling around in the background of my thoughts. I realized on Thursday that the feeling was related to the presidential debate to take place that night. Maybe, I thought, having a giant tub of ice cream on hand while I watched would be a balm.
I arrived at Savory & the Sweet Escape around 8:40 p.m. ready to swoop in and out, but I couldn’t help but stop and inspect all the native plants I spied in the flower box surrounding the patio, like ‘Husker Red’ penstemon. I’ve been meaning to plant that one myself — it was gorgeous. The light was fading, but not gone, and the temperature was perfect, a combination that feels like vacation, even when you’re from just down the road.
The menu inside was tall and wide. Parsing it felt like work, so I asked my helpful server to pick out a scoop (Wicked Mudd Flats, which is decadent and chocolatey and the most popular) and then to pick out another (black raspberry truffle brownie, which he let me try first: delish), both of which he plopped into a homemade waffle-cone bowl, a stack of which were on display on the counter and looked too cute to pass up.
I went back outside to enjoy the prominent row of flower containers along the curb while I savored my treat. They were reminiscent of ice creams: every flavor flower you can think of all crammed together, with the end result being fun and cheerful.
While I was finishing my last spoonful, the lights in the building suddenly went off: It was nine o’clock and closing time. In my car I turned the ignition, and the radio began blasting the debate.
While it lasted, it had indeed been a sweet escape. ––Joe Beuerlein
WELLFLEET
A Nice Cream Stop
326 West Main St.
Open daily, noon-9:30 p.m.
Getting an ice cream cone is always a spur-of-the-moment decision for me. Had I foreseen my desire for a frozen treat, I would have gotten something at Stop & Shop, where a pint costs the
same as a scoop just about anywhere out here.
When I’m evaluating an ice cream shop on the Cape, I have two criteria: how interesting the flavor selection is and how nice it is to walk around while eating whatever I’ve ordered.
On these two fronts, A Nice Cream Stop succeeds. The menu offers a lot of pastry-heavy flavors, like Toasted S’moreo (marshmallow ice cream with graham crackers and Oreos) and Stoney’s Dream (vanilla with fudge, cookie dough, and brownie pieces). I opted for the Blueberry Crumble. The one scoop serving I got (just over $7) was generous and delicious, if a little too sweet. There are plenty of beautiful places to walk around near the shop: I enjoyed my ice cream in the park behind Preservation Hall, sitting on a bench as the sun set on a warm summer evening.
One warning: it’s cash only, so I had to visit their ATM, apparently built for children carrying debit cards; it’s under an awning so low I had to crouch to use it. ––William von Herff
Bob’s Sub and Cone Family Restaurant
814 Route 6
Open daily, 11 a.m.-8 p.m.
When I pulled into the parking lot, windows down, radio serendipitously blasting Belinda Carlisle’s 1987 hit “Heaven Is a Place on Earth,” the guy at the counter at Bob’s Sub and Cone asked me if I drove an old cop car. Considering the double antenna and sleek black exterior of my 1993 Cadillac Seville, that query was not misplaced, nor even the first time I’ve heard it.
I don’t. This car belonged to my grandmother, a second-grade teacher. But the allusion to an older, perhaps frozen-in-time version of America it exudes mirrored the symbolism proliferating at Bob’s itself: the American flag, the picnic table, the church across the street, the neon signs advertising ice cream and Coors Light, a Ms. Pac-Man machine inside. Bob’s was exactly what I was searching for.
I ordered a small chocolate soft-serve cone ($2.75) with a cherry shell dip (another 50 cents). As it melted all over my hands and arms, I had sensory visions of childhood visits to the Dairy Queen in my Illinois hometown. You can, it turns out, buy a specific brand of nostalgia for less than $5. (Bob’s takes cash and cards.)
As of this writing, six hours post-treat, I have discovered yet another sticky patch of melted chocolate ice cream adhered to my arm. I guess you could say Bob’s stuck with me. —Aden Choate
Gelato Joy
3 West Main St.
Open Monday-Saturday, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.
In all my years of eating ice cream — 21 of them, now — I’ve never been able to fully and enthusiastically claim a flavor as my favorite. “I like chunks,” I sometimes say. One of my good friends hates that word: chunks. But it can’t be helped. I like to have something to chew on.
At Gelato Joy, in the center of Wellfleet, if you’re ordering gelato (they also offer baked goods, coffee, and candy) things to chew on are a rare occurrence. That’s because gelato is supposed to be smooth. And theirs is. It’s homemade, soft and light, and full of flavor. I always order chocolate chip, the only gelato with chunks on the menu. The “chips” are actually bits and pieces, sometimes very big pieces, of milk chocolate.
On my most recent visit, I opted for two flavors in one scoop ($5.95), pairing a rich dark chocolate with a sweet, perfectly delicate raspberry. The sky was the soft blue of late afternoon, humidity held my face in its sweaty palms, and I knew it was as good a time as any to grow up a little and put out of mind my youthful desire for chunks.
Until I saw the sprinkle station, a few feet down the counter: free sprinkles in two shakers, one rainbow and one chocolate. I went with rainbow. The big sprinkles came out reluctantly, one at a time, as if they were embarrassed.
Did my gasp of joy at the sight of them betray some immaturity? That’s for me to chew on. —Dorothea Samaha
Mac’s on the Pier
At the end of Commercial Street
Open daily for ice cream, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.
I wasn’t having the best morning. On the way to my office in Wellfleet, my bike chain came off. And when I fell, I spilled my thermos of coffee. I got grease on my shirt putting the chain back on and arrived sweaty and with only three minutes to spare before my first client meeting. I toweled off and logged on to find that my client had canceled at the last minute. I swore.
I needed an attitude adjustment to salvage the morning and I knew just where to get it. Back on my bike, I headed over to Wellfleet Harbor for a midmorning cone at Mac’s on the Pier: a place overlooking the harbor and Mayo Beach that could lift even Eeyore’s spirits.
I pedaled up to the ice cream window just as the friendly server put the “Open” flag in place. I was customer number one.
She was too shy to give me her name, but since the LED ice cream menu over the window was on the blink, she walked me through my choices: 16 flavors of Gifford’s ice cream (made in Maine), two frozen yogurts, two sorbets, and soft-serve vanilla and chocolate. Cones prices range from a kiddie for $4.29 to a waffle for $7.69.
I ordered the ice cream equivalent of comfort food: a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate in a sugar cone. At a picnic table I watched the sun glint off the water and ate my cone. Once I felt the ice-cream-attitude-adjustment begin to take hold, I decided that a Mac’s whole-belly clam roll for lunch would seal the deal: it was gonna be a good day after all. ––Edouard Fontenot
PJ’s Family Restaurant
2616 Route 6
Open daily (except Wednesday), 11:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m.
When I introduced myself to my server at PJ’s as a reporter for the Independent, I got the celebrity treatment. “Oh my god,” she said, “are you one of the summer fellows? I was just reading about you!”
With my ego so inflated, PJ’s could have served me any old thing and I might have been tempted to write a nice review. But things just got better from there. When I — a gluten-free, soft-serve-loving customer — saw the options on the flavor board, I jumped for joy. They have four flavors of soft serve: vanilla, chocolate, coffee, and black raspberry. Unlike any ice cream establishment I had yet visited on the Cape, PJ’s offered a gluten-free cake cone. The place was made for me.
PJ’s also offers 13 flavors of hard ice cream, five sundae options, a frappe, a float, and an ice cream soda. Had I had my dog with me, he would have been treated to a pup cup for $2.25.
I decided on the black raspberry in a gluten-free cone with a chocolate dip shell (total: $6.53). The first bite outdid my wildest dreams. The crunch of the hard shell followed by the cold, soft sweetness of the ice cream made for a delightful explosion of texture, temperature, and flavor.
As I nursed my melty soft serve, I asked about PJ’s policy on replacing dropped cones. My new friend and fan laughed. “I don’t know if we have a policy on that,” she said. “But I always replace them. Maybe don’t print that.” —Molly Reinmann
EASTHAM
The Landing
491 Campground Road
Open daily, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.
I don’t know what came over me. Standing outside the ice cream window at the Landing, I went fruity. Like most people over the age of reason, I veer toward the nutty, the caramelized, or the chocolate. But here I was on the road less traveled: “One scoop of strawberry,” I said (small, $5.35) then, regressing even further, “No, wait, strawberry cheesecake.”
“Purple Cow for me,” I heard Ed say. He was clearly under a similar spell. Who are these people, I thought, ordering pink and purple ice cream flavors when mocha is right there on the menu?
I blame the unreformed 1950s feeling of the place. The storybook red clapboard corner store on the road to Campground Beach made me feel like a kid, roaming the neighborhood on my bike, evading lawn mowing. You can sense the salty beach here, less than half a mile away. A dad-type walks by towing a wagon piled high with a cooler, beach chairs, buckets, and shovels. The scene is pure summer.
Kuei Chang (her favorite is rum raisin: “I like the rum”) who owns the place with her husband, Stephen Roderick (“he likes the salted caramel”), handed us our cones. “Coffee Oreo and Coconut Almond Joy are the most popular,” she told us.
The strawberry ice cream was pale pink and the cubes of cold cheesecake embedded in it were entertaining nibbles. Ed’s was good, too, as you’d expect from ice cream made at Acushnet Creamery, a small producer on the South Coast. But the whole fruity endeavor was nonetheless kid stuff.
We’re going back. We need a couple of scoops of rum raisin to put us right. —Teresa Parker
Nauset Ice Cream
4550 Route 6, Town Center Plaza
Open daily, noon-10 p.m.
This Eastham perennial favorite may have the least curb appeal of our entire ice cream survey lineup. It’s in a plain mini-mall on Route 6 that’s not changed much since the 1950s, between Town Center Wine & Spirits and the Royal Thai restaurant. But the line inside often stretches out onto the asphalt parking lot in front, and with good reason. The ice cream is homemade and excellent.
The line moves fast, even though Nauset’s servers are generous in giving out tastes to people who ponder the 26 choices as if they have never tried ice cream before. Sometimes, though, my partner noted, you really need that taste — of the pistachio, for example, a flavor that can take many forms from too-sweet green to heavenly nuttiness. Nauset’s, which is creamy white (they don’t use coloring in any of their flavors) with lots of whole pistachios, got a thumbs up. I went for mochaccino and was happy with its bittersweetness and density. The server warned me that it was on the melty side and offered to serve my cone upside-down in a cup.
All the flavors we tried were dense and soft; no extra air whipped in here. Mint chip had plenty of chips, and chocolate sprinkles added a pleasant crunch to coffee Heath (which wasn’t as generous on Heath). The “kiddie” cone or cup is large and costs $4.85; “small” ($5.85) is large; “regular” ($6.35) is huge. —Edward Miller
ORLEANS
Ice Cream Cafe
5 South Orleans Road
Open daily, noon to 10 p.m.
The boards showing homemade flavors and ice cream concoctions at the Ice Cream Cafe, which include such fanciful forms as blizzards, make decisions overwhelming for a new customer like me. Called up unexpectedly soon, I floundered at the register before ordering my classic combo: Oreo and chocolate chip cookie dough.
I admit I valued my own comfort over our readers’ curiosity in the heat of the moment, for which I apologize. The Brownie Batter Swirl, a customer favorite, according to my server, did not appear in my cone. Neither did Dirt Bomb, composed of a vanilla ice cream base spiked with cinnamon and nutmeg and muffins from the nearby Cottage Street Bakery.
Yet the usual did not disappoint. The two large scoops were great value for a small, which set me back $5.42 plus tax.
Outside, while typing notes, I fought a losing battle with the ice cream dripping down the sides of the cone. My nose skimmed the top scoop, sending me scrambling for napkins. Despite the mess, I can tell you the globs of cookie dough were bountiful and delicious and the Oreo ice cream was a dark gray, which in my mind usually indicates higher quality (more cookie, less “stuf”?). —Jacob Smollen
The Knack
5 Route 6A
Open daily, 11 a.m.-9 p.m.
Cape Cod talks about its ice cream like the scoops themselves are landmarks and the servers are town ambassadors. I’ve been living in Orleans for a week, and no one’s mentioned the Jonathan Young Windmill, but everyone’s talked about the ice cream. I’ve had more names thrown at me than there are sprinkles on the most flamboyant of cones, but one comes up over and over again: “You gotta go to the Knack.”
Standing at the counter I was expecting a huge menu of frozen delights, so I asked what the most popular soft serve was. “We only have vanilla and chocolate,” replied the server. “Or the twist.” It’s $4.75. And, yeah, it’s special.
I’m from the U.K., where the iconic dessert is “the 99,” a serving of vanilla with a chocolate stick. Merging those flavors in a creamy twist where the two stand separate on the cone but fold into each other in the bite? I’m never eating ice cream on a rainy British beach again.
“D’ya wanna cup with that cone?” I’m asked. I decline, but she politely insists: “It’s kinda humid today.” She was right. That light and airy scoop melted fast and that little container I didn’t think I needed saved my hands from a sticky mess. The best ambassadors use expert knowledge to save guests from themselves. The Knack’s got them. And a Cape Cod landmark in the vanilla chocolate twist. —David Marsland
Smitty’s Homemade Ice Cream
210 Main St.
Open daily, 1-9:30 p.m.
Thanks to a massive board outside the door, it is impossible to enter Smitty’s and not be ready — which is useful for an anxious panic-orderer like me. Before entering, all I had to do was pick one of the 41 homemade flavors and decide if I wanted a traditional scoop or a famous sundae. I decided on a scoop of black raspberry chip.
Inside, eight teenagers ran the ice cream operation. One of them took my order. Her friend Katie told me that Coffee Oreo was the most popular flavor, but I stuck with my decision. I paid $5.75 — in cash, as is mandatory — and put my change in the tip jar decorated with the names of the colleges the servers will attend. As a black raspberry loyalist, I almost always think it’s good. But at Smitty’s, the chip really takes the scoop the extra mile. Each bite was sweet and rich and included a thin chunk of dark chocolate, adding a crunch that made my mouth happy.
While I sat and ate my ice cream, I stared once again at the 41 flavor options and tried to decide what I would get next time. ––Molly Reinmann
Editor’s note: This article has been updated. The earlier version inadvertently left out our review of the Nut House in Provincetown.